room tone

I bought lunch for a man on a diet
2 lobsters it took
kept him quiet.

Some guy mowed his lawn in Columbus Ohio
who stopped for a drink - my request.
Couldn’t stop the bikers on Avenue Q
they thought I was asking in jest.

There was a dog who squeaked
A pipe that leaked
Some say it’s talk
But all noise is cheap.

Silence is expensive.
No matter how you shake it.
Lunches, I’ll get your coffee,
Just tell me how you take it.